Lindsey and I were both free on Saturday. It was a nice day. We decided to do a tram challenge and decided to take the #1 to South Melbourne Beach because - well - the beach
Tram route #1 is another long route, running from East Coburg to South Melbourne. We went from Flinders Street. I assumed that the beach was in South Melbourne, although I had always thought that South Melbourne wasn't actually a bayside suburb. It turns out that South Melbourne in fact is not a bayside suburb, the beach is in Albert Park and it is called the "South Melbourne" beach for historical reasons, which also explains why it is the South Melbourne Life Saving Club and not the Albert Park Life Saving Club.
Very confusing!
It was a bit disconcerting that Lindsey and I both got severe wedding alerts just as we got off the tram. The wind had picked up. It was now overcast and cold. It was beginning to rain. We had planned to check out the beach and have a mooch around the shops and check out the cafes and coffee shops. Instead - we went into the pub next to the final tram stop.
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| The bay is beyond the palm trees. We could see it but weren't motivated to go onto it |
The pub is called the Bleakhouse, which we thought might be because of the wind blowing in off the bay. Google suggests that it is actually named after Dickens' novel of the same name. It is a large pub which wasn't very full when we went in at 12:30 but which had filled up nicely as we left. It also does a roast special on Saturdays as well as Sundays. I have been in a few pubs which do roasts every day and many pubs which do Sunday roasts (although not all do). I don't remember having been anywhere that does Weekend Roasts. Of course - we ordered it.
Roast beef, roast potatoes, Yorkshire pudding (all delicious) and roast beetroot and mushroom duxelles. The beetroot was strangely sweet. The duxelles was ok. I would have preferred something green.
I hadn't realised just how close the South Melbourne beach is to me, Port Melbourne and Middle Park. I intend to go back out on a day with better weather and have a proper look around and maybe even tie it in with a day when the South Melbourne Market is open and have a mooch around there as well.
I now have three half finished tram routes. I have decided that I must finish them before doing any others!
















































